Here's a quick translation to maybe clear up a few things:

土影様から　小さなおじいちゃんが土影様
*Starting with the Tsuchikage – the Tsuchikage is a little old man

自分の荷物を自分で持ってぎっくり腰をしちゃう頑固爺
He’s a stubborn old man who throws his back out trying to carry his own bags

赤ツチ・黒ツチってお供二人を連れ（男女…男はアンパン○ンみたいなやつ女はアンコをさらにき つくしたような感じ）
The old man is followed by two people named Akatsuchi and Kurotsuchi (one is male and one is female – the man looks like Anpanman and the woman looks like a rougher version of Anko)